Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get Yaw'll's "cryin' towel" ready cause Yaw'll might need it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure am a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto Yaw'll's faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, Yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover Yaw'll's eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't Yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Yaw'll got yours .. so Yaw'll's opinion is Yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Yaw'll may comment back according to Yaw'll's opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, now will we.

So Yaw'll come on in, sit it down and puts Yaw'll's feet up and see if Yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch Yaw'll's intrest for awhile. Yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So .. Yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... Yaw'll hear.

Miss Em
aka .. Me.


Friday, February 04, 2011

It's Bitch & BellyAche Time

You know you really can't do anything about "Mother Nature" but Bitch & Belly Ache and sometimes just stay in bed or wish you could.
Mr Arthritis has been visiting for the past few days. 
Couldn't stay in bed under the warm blankets and feel  all the muscles and joints relaxed and moving easy. 
Nope had to crawl out of my happy place and go out into the cold rain. 
Now, I am walking like Frankinstein's Creature. 
All I need are the boots to complete the picture.

So it's BITCH & BELLY ACHE about the nasty way "Mother Nature" is have-ing it her way. 
Besides, No one else will pay the bills and I do Love to eat.

mumble, mumble, bitch, bitch, belly ache, mumble, creak and groan, hobble, hobble

Miss Em


Paxford said...

Sending hugs & zen heat packs.

Get better soon Miss Em!


powdergirl said...

I'm sorry to hear it, I read your comments all over the place, you're funny! I hate when nice people get a bad turn.
Stay warm nice lady : )

Miss Em said...

Pax..enjoyed the virtual hugs and the zen packs must have worked because I feel much better.

Powdergirl..you 'read my comments all over the place' and YOU think I'm 'funny'. Oh my, someone Gets my 'poor' sense of humor. [I've been blessed. ;~} ..] Thank you so much. Nice Lady..hummmmmm..well..I guess I should be humble and just say "Thank You".