Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Ch-yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get ch-yaw'lls "cryin' towel" ready cause ch-yaw'll might needs it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure are a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto ch-yaw'lls faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, ch-yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover ch-yaw'lls eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't ch-yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Ch-yaw'll got yours .. so ch-yaw'lls opinion is ch-yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Ch-yaw'll may comment back according to ch-yaw'll opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, will we.

So ch-yaw'll come on in, sits it down and puts ch-yaw'll feets up and see if ch-yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch ch-yaw'lls intrest for awhile. Ch-yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', the cat sa yowlin' and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So ch-yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... ch-ear. Miss Em

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

When you think it right and hit Publish........

Hello All,

You have been sitting at the keyboard for several hours spread over several days.
You've read and re-read the draft at least a dozen times and made all types of corrections and additions.  
You've added and deleated puncuations hoping that it would now have a pleasant flow with the train of thought that is struggling to get out of the 'gray goo-eee matter'. 
You've finially decided that it's at it's best so you put the check mark in the box and then hit the publish button.
Now you go to the blog page to see how it sounds as well as feel when it's out there for all the eyes that find it see it.

That's when you start finding what you missed and the only thing you can now do is stare at the screen and fill the room with the sound of...

OH JUST DAMN!!!

Well the only thing I can now say is live and learn and then try not to do it again. 

Well, yaw'll come on back and see if you can spot the errors, boo-boo and down right mistakes.
The hot tea is ready and I'm more than willing.
Hope yaw'll are doin a lot betten then 'little ole me' at the moment.
Miss Em

3 comments:

Miss Em said...

There's one error.
Did you spot it.

I did. ;~(
Miss Em

Cactus Mark said...

Nope. I just blur over errors anyway. After 25 years working with a keyboard I still can't type as fast as I think and errors happen.

I plan on buying dictation software one of these paydays just for email and blogging.

Miss Em said...

Catus Mark..I've been typing since I was 16 and I still can't keep up with the "gray goo". Dictation software--that would mean my tounge would have to keep up with the "gray goo"...BAHAHAHAHA.
Miss Em