Hello All,
I got this morning in my e-mail from one of my friends and thought 'I need to share these.' and then thought 'Blog material'.
Be warned that some may actually make you stop, scratch you head and go "Huh?".
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Billy Bob's Proverbs: {all 24 of them}
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on. the. spot.
4. 99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, THINKS SLOWEST.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psych-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, your're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chololates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow.
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Hope it brought a smile or even a laugh or two.
Yaw'll come on back...Ch'ear.
Miss Em
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2 comments:
LOL Thanks Ms Em. This started out my day right. And there was nothing wrong with it to begin with!
Happy Saturday!
Jules..Glad you enjoyed them.
Thanks for stoppin by. Miss Em
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