Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Ch-yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get ch-yaw'lls "cryin' towel" ready cause ch-yaw'll might needs it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure are a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto ch-yaw'lls faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, ch-yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover ch-yaw'lls eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't ch-yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Ch-yaw'll got yours .. so ch-yaw'lls opinion is ch-yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Ch-yaw'll may comment back according to ch-yaw'll opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, will we.

So ch-yaw'll come on in, sits it down and puts ch-yaw'll feets up and see if ch-yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch ch-yaw'lls intrest for awhile. Ch-yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', the cat sa yowlin' and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So ch-yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... ch-ear. Miss Em

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Proverbs from E-Mail

Hello All,

I got this morning in my e-mail from one of my friends and thought 'I need to share these.' and then thought 'Blog material'.
 
Be warned that some may actually make you stop, scratch you head and go "Huh?".

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Billy Bob's Proverbs: {all 24 of them}
1.      A day without sunshine is like night.

2.     On the other hand, you have different fingers. 

3.        42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on. the. spot.

4.     99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name

5.     Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6.     He who laughs last, THINKS SLOWEST.

7.     Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8.    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9.    Support bacteria.  They're the only culture most people have.

10.  A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11.  Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12.  If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13.  How many of you believe in psych-kinesis?  Raise my hand.

14.  Ok, so what's the speed of dark?

15.  When everything is coming your way, your're in the wrong lane.

16.  Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.

17.  How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18.  Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19.  What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20.  Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21.  Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22.  Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23.  Light travels faster than sound.  That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24.  Life isn't like a box of chololates.  It's more like a jar  of jalapenos.  What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow.

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Hope it brought a smile or even a laugh or two.

Yaw'll come on back...Ch'ear.        

Miss Em

2 comments:

Jules said...

LOL Thanks Ms Em. This started out my day right. And there was nothing wrong with it to begin with!

Happy Saturday!

Miss Em said...

Jules..Glad you enjoyed them.
Thanks for stoppin by. Miss Em