Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get Yaw'll's "cryin' towel" ready cause Yaw'll might need it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure am a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto Yaw'll's faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, Yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover Yaw'll's eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't Yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Yaw'll got yours .. so Yaw'll's opinion is Yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Yaw'll may comment back according to Yaw'll's opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, now will we.

So Yaw'll come on in, sit it down and puts Yaw'll's feet up and see if Yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch Yaw'll's intrest for awhile. Yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So .. Yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... Yaw'll hear.

Miss Em
aka .. Me.


Thursday, February 25, 2010

Puzzle = Deep Thinking

Can you figure out the puzzle?

Do you know the difference between...

Intelligent and Smart  ...  or  ...  Ignorant and Stupid

We all know each of these when we see them in each person we know or are introduced to by theat very someone we know.
Sometimes all four can and does show up in one person and that's when we think that someone is playing a great joke on us.

My Intelligence is giving me a headache so I going to be Smart and say good-bye to all for now before I show how Ignorant I still am by doing something Stupid.

Yaw'll come back ch-ear.     Miss Em


Coffeypot said...

I was taught back in elementry school an example of the differences. Lets say you have a room (Intelligence) and you are good at filling that room in just the right way (Smarts). Intelligence is the accumulation of all the smart things you know.

Ignorance is lack of education or knowledge, someone who is unaware or uninformed.

Stupid is slow to learn or understand.

And I can see bits of me in all four examples.

Miss Em said...

CoffeyPot...I was once told that intelligence is what you have, smart is how you use it, ignorance can be taught and Stupid is just plain "screwed". Miss Em