Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get Yaw'll's "cryin' towel" ready cause Yaw'll might need it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure am a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto Yaw'll's faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, Yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover Yaw'll's eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't Yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Yaw'll got yours .. so Yaw'll's opinion is Yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Yaw'll may comment back according to Yaw'll's opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, now will we.

So Yaw'll come on in, sit it down and puts Yaw'll's feet up and see if Yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch Yaw'll's intrest for awhile. Yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So .. Yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... Yaw'll hear.

Miss Em
aka .. Me.


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mother Nature versus Al Gore

Al Gore...0

Mother Nature..."1-2-3- strikes and yaw'll so out-ta of chere."

"Never, ever 'F--K' with Mother Nature.  She will bite yaw'll in the "ARSE" everytime."

The 'Idiots' were leading the 'Stupids' around by the ring in thier noses
"Mother Nature" said enough of this 'Bull-shee-it' and brought to yaw'll Old Man Winter with a flick of her little finger and the words, "Want ta come and play with ME."  And of course, just like any male...

Wonder when the two of them will come up for air?????    Anybody want odds, cause I takin' bets.

Yaw'll come on back, chere.  Miss Em


Anonymous said...

Wanted to ask (so I will) if the "jewels" stick around for the winter. Mine do. Even when it gets really cold (below freezing). But then I do feed them.

Miss Em said...

I haven't seen any of the "jewels" sticking around during winter here in the Atlanta area. I think it gets and stays to cold for them even when they go into that state of stupor[sleep].

If I was futher south where I would have a chance of having them around during the winter....Hell Yeah-ya the yard would be full of feeders.