Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get Yaw'll's "cryin' towel" ready cause Yaw'll might need it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure am a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto Yaw'll's faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, Yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover Yaw'll's eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't Yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Yaw'll got yours .. so Yaw'll's opinion is Yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Yaw'll may comment back according to Yaw'll's opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, now will we.

So Yaw'll come on in, sit it down and puts Yaw'll's feet up and see if Yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch Yaw'll's intrest for awhile. Yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So .. Yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... Yaw'll hear.

Miss Em
aka .. Me.


Friday, February 19, 2010

Could use a helpin' hand here

To anyone who is willing to explain to an old and a 'techenically challenged' lady can you help me out with a couple of things that have managed to make me want to sit down and have a good old fashion 'hissy fit'.

1]  The screw driver and wrench....Why can't I make them go away? 

2]  Links....I have read the things that the blog setting page has as 'How to' and "Help'.  Somewhere along the line I am not understanding what I am being told/shown or I've missed a step, completely.  I've got the setting for Links on the blog settings page marked yes.  Now what???

3]  Copy, cut and paste....This should tell you that I am not that great on this here contraption.  So, I've never had to do this until now.  Again, everything I've read when I put into application doesn't seem to work.  When you answer that question, please do think that you are telling someone who has never seen anything like this contraption before because you won't be far from that with this problem.

So anyone who wants to be a helping hand, let me say THANK YOU before you begin to type or link or copy, cut and paste your words to me.

Problems...everyone got at least one.  Hope I can help ch-yaw'll with ch-yours one day.
Ch-yaw'll come back ch-ear.  Miss Em


LL said...

Miss Em, the screwdriver and wrench appear when you are logged in. It is so that you can edit immediately instead of going back into blogger. If you don't want to see them, log out of blogger.

What question are you asking about links? Do you mean for a sidebar blogroll? I see a sidebar blogroll on your page.

If you need specific help, email me LL at chromedcurses dot com. I have been helping people deal with blogger/blogspot for years now, I think I might be able to get you on the right track.

Anonymous said...

CC me as well. mfsteve (at) q.com

We'll need to know what operating system you're using (windows / MAC OS / other) and what browser you use (Internet Exploder / firefox / other) because thing ca look and work differently depending on those combinations.