Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get Yaw'll's "cryin' towel" ready cause Yaw'll might need it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure am a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto Yaw'll's faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, Yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover Yaw'll's eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't Yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Yaw'll got yours .. so Yaw'll's opinion is Yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Yaw'll may comment back according to Yaw'll's opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, now will we.

So Yaw'll come on in, sit it down and puts Yaw'll's feet up and see if Yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch Yaw'll's intrest for awhile. Yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So .. Yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... Yaw'll hear.

Miss Em
aka .. Me.


Friday, August 27, 2010

This happened....OH JUST DAMN

At 12:45a, Sunday morning, August 23, 2010, lightening struck my neighbors second story wall just about where it connects to my roof.
Yes, it did start a fire.
No, I was not burned out of my condo home.
Yes, the firemen drowned my attic area and then pulled the ceiling in to find any embers that survived the drowning.
Yes, my floors had become small Lakes.
No, I'm not living there.  My Best Bud has given to me his second bedroom for as long as I need it.  So far everyone is saying 2 to 2-1/2 months.  I'll believe it when it happens.
My bird and cat both survived but the cat is traumatized to the point that if you reach for her be prepared to be bitten and scratched.
My lap-top seem to have not survived the static electricity that was with the lightening bolt.  I'm using my Best Bud's lap-top to tap this out.

The Best Thing about all that happened was that NO people or animals were physically hurt or died.

More detailed report with pics to follow in a few days as I manage to get my bearings all in order and shoved out the door.

As I told Best Bud last night I wanted to update some of my condo but THIS IS NOT how I wanted to do it.

Miss Em
Yaw'll come on back and see what I be a doin....Ch'ear.


Charlene said...

You are safe and your cat is safe, if a little crazy and the bird is ok. This is good. Sorry you have to go through all the mess but it's just a lemon.

Coffeypot said...

I had lightning hit my house while I was at night school. Didn't even know about it until midnight. My dog was saved my my neighbor. Had to have my house rebult from the carpet up. But I got all new clothes, tv's, cd's and stuff. I moved in with Judy. Good luck and I am gald you have Best Bud.

Miss Em said...

Charlene...I sure could have used a cup of sugar with that lemon. The fire department sure did provide a lot of water.

Gee...I believe my sense of humor is coming back from the edge of the disaster.

Coffeypot...I still got all of my stuff. It is now mostly sitting in the front room with barely a path to get from the front door to the second bedroom where [w]Ho-Tat is staying.

I can truthfully say that this ain't no fun. ugh-ick.

Eeewe...don't look now but I do believe I've just done some "bitching". Must be getting back to normal.

Miss Em