Hear the flutter of Wings

Should-da Know-ed

Thoughts and Ideas....I'll throw a fishin' line out into the "Gray Goo-eee Matter" located somewhere in that "Bone-eee Brain House" that sits on the end of the "Broom Stick" that someone shoved up my backside on a whim so, I can try to drag one of those "fish-eee thing-eees' back out. After that I gets to toss it into this chere fryin' pan. That is, of course, if I don't swipe a "fish-eee thing-eee" out of someone-elses "fish-eee bucket" to which I'll give full credit to the someone-else that I swiped his/her "fish-eee thing-eee" out of thier "fish-eee bucket" and then toss it into this chere fryin' pan.

Language and Spellin'....I'll try to keep most of the "Gutter Talk" from gettin' into each post. Yaw'll notice that I did say "TRY". As for the other, IF I can find it in Webster's...IF NOT, get Yaw'll's "cryin' towel" ready cause Yaw'll might need it.

Laughter...Doin' my best to discover how to put it into words which is a lot harder than I thought it would be but, somewhere along the line I sure am a-hopin' that I succeed in puttin' a smile onto Yaw'll's faces.

Politics....Now that Can and Does get very opinionated and quite Heated around these parts. So, the "Gutter Talk" may rear its ugly head more than once. If, Yaw'll don't want to see it at those times then cover Yaw'll's eyes cause I don't provide "Eye Wash". Times are tuff--don't Yaw'll know.

Religion....I've got mine .. so my opinion is mine. Yaw'll got yours .. so Yaw'll's opinion is Yaw'lls. I may give my opinion. Yaw'll may comment back according to Yaw'll's opinion. BUT, we won't be a-chingin' each other's opinion, now will we.

So Yaw'll come on in, sit it down and puts Yaw'll's feet up and see if Yaw'll might find somthin' that'll catch Yaw'll's intrest for awhile. Yaw'll be sure to leave me a comment so I'll know how my "fish-eee thing-eees" are a-cookin' in this chere fryin' pan.

I hears ya, .. I HEARS YA. Damn, my bird sa squawkin', and I needs my cup of Hot Tea with it "little ole splash" of Bourbon to help take the chill off.

So .. Yaw'll come on back and see what I pulled out of my "fish-eee bucket" .... Yaw'll hear.

Miss Em
aka .. Me.


Monday, June 28, 2010

Marine Gunny Sargent R Lee Ermey and GEICO commercial

{deep breath}

{gasp, gasp}

{breathe, breathe}

I really and truely was laughing so hard at the newest GEICO Insurance commercial that I was lying across my desk trying not to fall off of the desk chair.

They've got Gunnery Sargent R. Lee Ermey, a REAL Marine Corps Drill Instructor,  protraying a physocoligist with a "blubbering Whimp".  Gunny Ermey gave him a true Drill Instructor chewing then offered him a box of kleenx's which when the "blubbering Whimp" reached for gave it the "Letter Toss" that Drill Instructors are noted for doin durin Basic.

EEEEEeeeeegods.  I'm can't seem to wipe the smile from my face.

Marines, Gunny R. Lee Ermey does you proud, AGAIN.

GEICO Insurance just went up a notch in my book even if I'm not using them.

Semper Fi Gunny R. Lee Ermey....job well done.

Yaw'll come on back and see what else I be a-doin.....Ch'ear.
Miss Em

PS...I've watched it 6 times and laughed every time. 
Now think on this too, what would happen if that would really happen...
Wonder how many "Pansy" there be sucking it up and saying I can instead of I can't?


Coffeypot said...

I laughed at the commercial the first time I saw it.

Wrexie said...

OK. I gotta see this.

Miss Em said...

Coffeypot..when did you first see it.

Wrexie..check the GEICO.com site it may be listed in the commercial spot. If its not there you will just have to make certain that you watch the commercials that they show. sorry.